You know it's one of
those days when everything that you think could happen to you before 8:15am happens... and then it happens again at 12:15pm.
Case in point.
Out taking Scup and Stella for a morning walk before I babysit Stella's friend Anouk for the morning. (Woohoo! So glad Anouk and Julie are back from Montreal... they have missed each other so! Anouk talks up a storm (although all in French) and screams 'Stella!!!' when she sees her... it's pretty great.)
The walk was lovely. Still cloudy, not hot yet, I was gracious and let Scupper sniff at everything he wanted. We are TWO HOUSES FROM HOME and he spies the neighbor's nasty cat that likes to poop in our front yard. The cat holds its ground. Scupper charges. Aimee orders "leave it!" and the worn loop, that has been holding the D-ring on Scup's collar which attaches to the leash (which I have been meaning to get a new one for weeks) finally gives up the ghost.
Mayhem ensues. Scupper chases the cat into the neighbor's yard - the neighbor, who doesn't like us, it sitting on her stoop with her little yap dog and just glares. Scupper and the cat run into the pile of crap and broken chairs, outdoor canopies, and other yard detris where i can't see them. I'm yelling for him to come, she goes inside with her dog yapping, and I hear the cat continue to wail and hiss.
FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER after calling Scupper, squirting Scupper with the water bottle, squirting the cat with the water bottle (no reaction from both), telling Stella to hold on, running in the house to get the tin of dog food to shake to make that "food in can" sound that gets pets running, screaming for Scup to get in the yard NOW, I finally get him in the yard.
At that very moment, Julie shows up with Anouk in tow, I get Stella and stroller in house and just as I open the front door to let them in, Scup races away again and starts to take off next door and then realizes the cat is now gone and takes off ACROSS THE STREET towards this very weird/wacky lady (who i believe is mentally unstable) who walks IN THE STREET down to the bus stop most mornings. GET YOUR DOG AWAY FROM ME! She screams. SCUPPER COME! Ma'am he won't hurt you - his collar broke. THAT'S NO EXCUSE! I'M SCARED TO DEATH OF
THOSE DOGS! YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE! GET HIM!
Um, hold on a minute? What? Scup comes right up to me and looks at me and probably is thinking the same thing I am. No excuse for a broken collar? "Those" dogs? Um. last time I looked, Scup looked NOTHING like any stereotypical menacing dog I know. But whatever.
Scup is in the house again, witch hazel to the CAT SCRATCHES on his nose and we're all ok.
CUT TO: EXTERIOR, 12:15pm, FOUR FOOT BLUE PLASTIC POOL
I think it's a good idea to let the girls splash around in the pool outside after their nap. After suiting both of them (what i thought was a Herculean task), we make our way outside. I remember vaguely that Stella didn't poop like she usually did at the end of her nap. Hmmm. I hope she didn't decide to do that now. Anouk grabs my hand and she climbs over the side into the pool. Scupper comes up to Stella and starts licking the back of her legs. Oh no. What does he smell?
Now I have been using these "Reusable" nylon pants that basically "trap" in poo should it happen in a pool and not the throw-away swim diapers. However, Stella's little legs are so skinny and she has no butt so the 6-12month size that she wears is even a little big around the openings.
I check. Yep. Poo. I pick her up, try to "dump" what I can into the outside trashcan (oh, yes, I did that) and put her down, running inside ever briefly to grab another swimsuit bottom and some wipes.... just as i come outside to see Anouk oh so nicely helping Stella over the side of the pool and into the water.
Stella! Don't sit!
She sits.
I take Anouk out of the pool and realize that there are small floaties. Oh yes. I figure the water's ruined by now, so I dump the rest of the icky diaper into the water, wash Stella off on a towel and put on a new bottom. Now comes the tricky part. Finding a spot to dump the water and not let Stella and Anouk back into the pool before I can do that.
I grab whatever is at hand = Stella's sand pail and shovel. I scoop out what I can and try to dump the rest of the water into a 5 gallon bucket Steve has by the hose. Um. Word to the wise: $10 plastic pools really don't have much stability when you want to try to dump them. #2: Water is heavy. What does this mean? I end up dumping the water practically right where the pool is. Great.
What's left to do but put the pool over the spot where the water (and I assume, feces particles) are now soaking into the dead lawn and fill that pool up and let the girls play. And play they do. So much splashing of water, in fact, that I get practically soaked sitting next to them.
And that my friends is a full day. Thank goodness everyone is napping now... I think Momma is going to do the same.