A letter...

To the ^)&^$!%^*! neighbor across the street:

I think it's great that you have somewhere to go every night around 7pm. I also think it's fine that you have a motorcycle. My husband, in fact, has two. Only one runs, but that's besides the point.

The point, however, is that you seem to feel the need to rev said motorcycle REALLY LOUD when you leave from the alley. No one cares that you have zoomy pipes. No one cares that your motorcycle sounds that loud. No one cares that you have a Harley knockoff. And yes, we know it's a knockoff. No one cares that you have a small wee-wee, because you MUST if you feel the need to REV IT THAT LOUD every night before you leave.

Coincidentally, timing it just as my daughter falls asleep.

Next time, you wake her up, I'm coming over to your house at 3am with a screaming baby.

Just saying...

Regards,

Your neighbor across the street